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	<title>THE "Bryan" Zone</title>
	<link>http://www.bryanbotha.com</link>
	<description>This is the Bryan Zone, its my blog, if you dont like it F**K you!</description>
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		<title>2 March (Been a while)</title>
		<link>http://www.bryanbotha.com/2008/03/04/2-march-been-a-while/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woah!
Ive been so lazy, I havent written here in nearly a month&#8230; Well, im very sorry about that, but ive been SUPER busy lately, whats new that i can share&#8230;
FIRST AND FOREMOST
I passed my 70-271 exam with a pass score of 883 (only 700 was required) then the cherry on top is that I PASSED [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Woah!</p>
<p>Ive been so lazy, I havent written here in nearly a month&#8230; Well, im very sorry about that, but ive been SUPER busy lately, whats new that i can share&#8230;</p>
<p>FIRST AND FOREMOST</p>
<p>I passed my 70-271 exam with a pass score of 883 (only 700 was required) then the cherry on top is that I PASSED MY 2nd EXAM TOO!</p>
<p>Thats right alots happened hey, I passed 70-272 with a pass score of 884 (again only 700 was required)</p>
<p>Which means I am now a Fully Certified (MCDST) Microsoft Certified Desktop Support Techician, basically if you have any problems on you pc, like your monitor wont go on, or you cant send emails in outlook, even if your desktop looks funny, or you cant access shared network files, Im the man for the Job.</p>
<p>Now that Im done with that, i&#8217;ve got a hunger for more, and i&#8217;ve decided to jump right in the deep end and go for my MCSE, which consists of 7 MUCH more complicated exams, so im really going to struggle there, but will do my best.</p>
<p>Otherwise i&#8217;m still alive, healthy and kicking, and will be adding some really funny cat pictures onto the site which im sure everyone will find VERY amusing.</p>
<p>Thanks for your continued support and bye for now!</p>
<p>Bryan</p>
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		<title>11 Feb (rainy monday)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So yet another week has started.
I must say I had an extremely busy weekend, with my house warming party on Friday, it was crazy, ofcourse we drank too much as usual, but it was a great evening overrall.
Satruday was pretty much the same thing, woke up late, did a few things in the afternoon and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So yet another week has started.</p>
<p>I must say I had an extremely busy weekend, with my house warming party on Friday, it was crazy, ofcourse we drank too much as usual, but it was a great evening overrall.</p>
<p>Satruday was pretty much the same thing, woke up late, did a few things in the afternoon and then drank too much on saturday night again, although i must admit I did take it easy.</p>
<p>Sunday was when the rain started, and we actually had soccer, it might have been raining, but in my opinion it was the hottest day so far this summer, we all were extremely dehidrated after soccer, and i went for a swim too cool down&#8230;</p>
<p>The rest of the day we pretty much just rested and took it easy.</p>
<p>Well next monday I might not be able to write in my blog as I am writing my first exam on monday, I am doing my 70-271, which is the first exam of 2 for your MCDST qualification.</p>
<p>I must say I am EXTREMELY nervous as i havent written exams in YEARS! But luckily i have 2 shots, so if i fail the first time (touch wood) i get a free 2nd chance to write my exam!</p>
<p>Its a special offer that microsoft is offering.</p>
<p>Anyhow, will write more on friday so wish me luck for next monday!</p>
<p>AAAARGH!</p>
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		<title>Facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
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 And viewing my profile and pics, add me on facebook at the link below
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=618891943
Cheers!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If anyone here is keen on seeing what I look like</p>
<p> And viewing my profile and pics, add me on facebook at the link below</p>
<p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=618891943">http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=618891943</a></p>
<p>Cheers!</p>
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		<title>4 Feb (monday blues)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So yet another weekend past and its back to the grindstone.
 Well, lets just say i had a hectic weekend&#8230; Friday was the big move, we picked up the trailor and my friend and I begun moving, it ended up contunuing until around 3am, thats when we finished up and were settled, and every last bit [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So yet another weekend past and its back to the grindstone.</p>
<p> Well, lets just say i had a hectic weekend&#8230; Friday was the big move, we picked up the trailor and my friend and I begun moving, it ended up contunuing until around 3am, thats when we finished up and were settled, and every last bit of pain was totally worth it, we are now settle in and the house is GREAT.</p>
<p>I was hoping the rest of the weekend would be relaxing because i was extremely tired, obviously that was not the case, on friday we spent most of the day indoors, watching movies, being lazy etc, until around 10pm when lyndles sister Rene and her boyfriend Tony decided to go out, it being his birthday the next day.</p>
<p>I really was not on the mood as i was practically asleep alreeady, but of course i cant let them down so i got up, showered and got ready, we all ended up going to Durban Road in Bellville, we made a stop in at KuDeTa for about 3 hours, it was great, thereafter we made our way to Vacca Matta until around 4am and then went home..</p>
<p> It was a great evening, the next morning i had my usual 12am sunday football get together with my friends&#8230;. well, i woke up at 12am, and was DEAD tired, there was NO way in hell i was going to play soccer today, so instead i lazed around the whole day, watching movies and playing playstation (my idea of HEAVEN!!!!)</p>
<p> Anyhow, i very productive and unproductive weekend depending on which way you look at it&#8230; either way, it was a great weekend.</p>
<p> See ya&#8217;ll on the flip side, PS</p>
<p>Dont forget to email <a href="mailto:webmaster@bryanbotha.com">webmaster@bryanbotha.com</a></p>
<p>with any requests you might have</p>
<p>Cheers</p>
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		<title>1 Feb 2008 (we are moving!!!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello again everyone and thank you for visiting my site.
 So yet another month is gone&#8230; We are FINALLY moving into our new house, its been so bloody long that i have been waiting, last night i packed my car full to the top&#8230; 2 loads and the whole room was packed! Today we are picking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello again everyone and thank you for visiting my site.</p>
<p> So yet another month is gone&#8230; We are FINALLY moving into our new house, its been so bloody long that i have been waiting, last night i packed my car full to the top&#8230; 2 loads and the whole room was packed! Today we are picking up a trailor to take the couches, fridge, washing machine and all that stuff.</p>
<p> Im pretty excited about being in my own place again&#8230;</p>
<p>And the house is PERFECT.</p>
<p>Well what else can I tell you exept GO MANCHESTER UNITED!!!</p>
<p>Still leading the english premier league, with a extra 5 goals over arsenal who are on par with us on points&#8230;.</p>
<p>As for the fa cup&#8230; well the next round is going to be tough, MAN UTD are up agaisnt ARSENAL&#8230; so it should be very interesting.. well seeing old Christiano Ronaldo in the form that he is&#8230; I predict a 3 - 1 victory over Arsenal.</p>
<p> Make me proud DEVILS!!!!</p>
<p>okie dokie well&#8230; thats all i have to say for now&#8230;</p>
<p>I will go scope out some other good news for you and post them up here, PS&#8230; Any requests for downloads or anything you want, send them to <a href="mailto:webmaster@bryanbotha.com">webmaster@bryanbotha.com</a></p>
<p>Thanks</p>
<p>Bryan</p>
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		<title>HTC P4350 Full Review</title>
		<link>http://www.bryanbotha.com/2008/01/25/htc-p4350-full-review/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good Afternoon Everyone as you know i recently managed to get my hands on a brand new HTC p4350 and i am loving every second of it!
Here are the features!

GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900
Announced  2006, November
Size  -  Dimensions  109 x 59 x 17 mm
Weight  -  168 g
Display -  Type  TFT touchscreen, 65K [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good Afternoon Everyone as you know i recently managed to get my hands on a brand new HTC p4350 and i am loving every second of it!</p>
<p>Here are the features!</p>
<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-39" href="http://www.bryanbotha.com/2008/01/25/htc-p4350-full-review/39/" title="htc-p4350_00.jpg"><img width="145" src="http://www.bryanbotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/htc-p4350_00.thumbnail.jpg" alt="htc-p4350_00.jpg" height="128" style="width: 123px; height: 139px" /></a><a href="http://www.bryanbotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/htc-p4350_02.jpg" title="htc-p4350_02.jpg"></a><a rel="attachment wp-att-40" href="http://www.bryanbotha.com/2008/01/25/htc-p4350-full-review/40/" title="htc-p4350_01.jpg"><img width="146" src="http://www.bryanbotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/htc-p4350_01.thumbnail.jpg" alt="htc-p4350_01.jpg" height="163" style="width: 110px; height: 135px" /></a></p>
<p>GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900<br />
Announced  2006, November</p>
<p>Size  -  Dimensions  109 x 59 x 17 mm<br />
Weight  -  168 g<br />
Display -  Type  TFT touchscreen, 65K colors<br />
Size  -  240 x 320 pixels, 2.7 inches, 42 x 57 mm<br />
  <br />
Handwriting recognition<br />
QWERTY keyboard<br />
Windows Media Player, .avi and .mp3</p>
<p>Memory  Phonebook - Practically unlimited entries<br />
Card slot  - microSD (TransFlash), buy memory<br />
     - 64 MB RAM, 128 MB ROM<br />
           - TI OMAP 850, 200 Mhz processor</p>
<p>Data  - GPRS  Class 10 (4+1/3+2 slots), 32 - 48 kbps<br />
HSCSD  - No<br />
EDGE  - Class 10, 236.8 kbps<br />
3G  - No<br />
WLAN  - Wi-Fi 802.11b/g<br />
Bluetooth  - Yes, v2.0 with A2DP<br />
Infrared port  - No<br />
USB          - Yes, v1.1<br />
Features  Operating System  - Microsoft Windows Mobile 6.0 PocketPC<br />
Messaging  SMS, MMS, Email, Instant Messaging<br />
Browser  WAP 2.0/xHTML, HTML (PocketIE)<br />
Camera  2 MP, 1600&#215;1200 pixels, video (QCIF)<br />
  - Pocket Office(Word, Excel, Outlook, PDF viewer)<br />
Battery     Standard battery, Li-Ion 1130 mAh<br />
Stand-by  Up to 200 h<br />
Talk time  Up to 5 h</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bryanbotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/htc-p4350_02.jpg" title="htc-p4350_02.jpg"><img width="187" src="http://www.bryanbotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/htc-p4350_02.thumbnail.jpg" alt="htc-p4350_02.jpg" height="111" style="width: 132px; height: 83px" /></a></p>
<p>The Main Disadvantage of the P4350 is obviosuly the fact that it doeesnt support 3g.</p>
<p>Other than that there are no disdvantages i can think of, the amount a range of applications there are available for this phone make it 2nd to none!</p>
<p>I even have GPS sofwtare installed, i can chat to my msn contacts and view my gmail e-mails with minimal fuss! What i am also about to share with you might be astonishing, i work for a Support Company and i work with Remote desktop connections most of the day. Well browsing the net the other day i found that IT IS POSSIBLE TO DOWNLOAD RDP SOFTWARE FOR THE P4350.</p>
<p>Now ask yourself this question, if you can rdp on a mobile phone, what cant you do?</p>
<p>Currently i have not come across anything i cant do!</p>
<p>If i do have any complaints please be sure that i will advise you!</p>
<p>Thanks very much for your time and i hope you enjoyed my review?</p>
<p>Regards</p>
<p>Bryan</p>
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		<title>25th Jan 2008 (IM BACK!)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well its been a hectic past few days, and as im sure some of you know, my site went down for a few days, but all is not lost and we are back up and running!
 Ive been a bit lazy with the download section I KNOW, but i am seriously short of ideas, if there [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well its been a hectic past few days, and as im sure some of you know, my site went down for a few days, but all is not lost and we are back up and running!</p>
<p> Ive been a bit lazy with the download section I KNOW, but i am seriously short of ideas, if there is ANYTHING you want me to add to the download section PLEASE email me so i can put it up for you&#8230; Ok so i have big plans for the site coming up soon, and that is that i might be changing the look of the blog completely, and also adding much more features, however&#8230;.</p>
<p> In the meantime, i have just got my new HTC p4350 Pocket pc, and i will be putting up a full right up about it as well as adding some software for it into the download section!</p>
<p> Thank you for your continued support&#8230;</p>
<p>PS: if you would like to support the site, please click the GOOGLE ADVERTS above the posts on on the left hand side of the page.!</p>
<p>Regards</p>
<p>Bryan</p>
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		<title>HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE</title>
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Well everyone 2008 is upon us, I wish everyone a happy new year, and may all your HIGH&#8217;s of last year, be this years LOW&#8217;s!!!!
Sorry I&#8217;ve been so scarce the past few days, I was kind of on leave, but made a stop in at the office today (wednesday the 2nd) as my boss is [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well everyone 2008 is upon us, I wish everyone a happy new year, and may all your HIGH&#8217;s of last year, be this years LOW&#8217;s!!!!</p>
<p>Sorry I&#8217;ve been so scarce the past few days, I was kind of on leave, but made a stop in at the office today (wednesday the 2nd) as my boss is away and asked me to fill in, after today I will be on leave again until the 8th, dont miss me to much!</p>
<p>So what do I have to tell, not much, considering&#8230;.</p>
<p>On old years eve, myself and a few of my friends drove up to another friends farm for a new years party, and wow, what a party it was, I cant recall anyone being sober at all? Headed home yesterday at about 8am stopped in at the wimpy for breakfast and then went home to sleep some more, ofcourse I also had to wash my Aunts car (i&#8217;ve been driving it while she was on holiday in Durban) I cant give it back looking all dirty&#8230;..</p>
<p>So yeah&#8230; thats about that i suppose, oh and I got some new kickass movies so been watching those while recovering from the new years hangover..</p>
<p>Anyhow, catch up again on the 8th, ciao</p>
<p>Bryan</p>
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		<title>JOKE: How to get things done in Africa!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ HOW TO GET HOT WATER!

The new Toyota COWrolla

Manica Post!

Ha ha ha, pretty funny!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> HOW TO GET HOT WATER!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bryanbotha.com/2007/12/18/joke-how-to-get-things-done-in-africa/30/" rel="attachment wp-att-30" title="how_to_get_hot_water.jpg"><img src="http://www.bryanbotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/how_to_get_hot_water.jpg" alt="how_to_get_hot_water.jpg" height="353" width="469" /></a></p>
<p>The new Toyota COWrolla</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bryanbotha.com/2007/12/18/joke-how-to-get-things-done-in-africa/31/" rel="attachment wp-att-31" title="toyota_1_.jpg"><img src="http://www.bryanbotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/toyota_1_.jpg" alt="toyota_1_.jpg" height="299" width="473" /></a></p>
<p>Manica Post!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bryanbotha.com/2007/12/18/joke-how-to-get-things-done-in-africa/33/" rel="attachment wp-att-33" title="manica_post.jpg"><img src="http://www.bryanbotha.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/manica_post.jpg" alt="manica_post.jpg" height="274" width="460" /></a></p>
<p>Ha ha ha, pretty funny!</p>
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		<title>Joke: PAY YOUR RENT</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for R500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment &#8221; RENT [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for R500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment &#8221; RENT FOR APARTMENT.&#8221;</p>
<p>On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for R250 and enclose the following typed note:</p>
<p>&#8220;Dear Madam:<br />
Enclosed find a cheque for R250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:</p>
<p>1 - it had never been occupied;<br />
2 - there was plenty of heat; and<br />
3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.</p>
<p>However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn&#8217;t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.&#8221;</p>
<p>Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for R250 with the following note:</p>
<p>&#8220;Dear Sir:<br />
First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.</p>
<p>Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don&#8217;t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.</p>
<p>Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.</p>
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